Things You Didn't Know About The Bad Hand

Their favorite color is beige.

They are NOT from the future.

None of them are robots.

The Northwest

FUCK PORTLAND, first of all...if it wasn't for VooDoo Doughnuts we would still be there, trying to get a gig to replace the one that fell through at the last f'n minute because SOMEBODY didn't pay six THOUSAND dollars' worth of rent...I can count the cool people we met there on one hand. There was Donovan, from the Doug Fir..and Tres at VooDoo..oh, and the nice girl who gave Jack Mosely a massage and got him to relax enough to throw a Bible at me later. We even got Cabbie Hate while we were there. Those fuckers don't know how to kick it. You disagree? PROVE ME WRONG you 503 bitches. That town is like Walnut Creek only whiter and dumber.

Olympia, Washington, however, was a breath of fresh air. Phil came through with the crucial downtown walking tour, and then it was off to the Last Word, my new favorite bookstore. Our records are in their music division, Rec The Place. Super dope. If you're on 4th in downtown Oly, check out the Last Word, and ask Sky about the time he got busted shoplifting with a stroller. It's a great story. Le Voyeur, the punk-rock-diner-bar that we jammed at was splendid in all respects. Try the stuffed avocado, and huff some shoe polish while you're at it. My boys in the mosh pit will hook you the fuck UP.

I'm gonna go stab a Trailblazers jersey.

The monkey bird is upon us